Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Women's rights...

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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