You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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Anyone??????????/

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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