Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Reading books

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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