Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Women's rights...

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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