It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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Hahaha

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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