- Anti Joke

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Do you like apples? Yes

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

whats white and pointless? chalk.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.