- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Knock knock, COME IN!

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Corn Muffins

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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