Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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