- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Thats sweet, thank you then.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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