Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Carrot fingers

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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