What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Gangnam style

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Waffles ate my grandma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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