Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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