Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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whos district champs not JM

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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69 :)

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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please dislike this or else i will continue writing this, lalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallaallaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalaallalalalallalalaallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalla

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Anti Joke

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