a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Women's rights...

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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