- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What did Delaware? A coat.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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