- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

were you expecting a joke

What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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