Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

why do you care?

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Anti Joke

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