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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

You see how lame this is?

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

You see how lame this is?

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks