"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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