- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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