- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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