Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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poop

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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DERP

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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