Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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