What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

JUST KIDDING^

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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