- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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