why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

A russian gives away vodka.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Reading books

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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