Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Women Sports.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

kill yourself

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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