sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

kill yourself

Women Sports.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

poop

What the hell are you doing?

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