- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

whats 69+2? 71

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

I like U.............................nicorns :D

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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