- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

HURT

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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