Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Muslim athletes.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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