- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

A dyslexic blind man

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

you and your family will die tonight

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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