Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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knock knock? come in

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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