- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

Moo! I'm a goat!

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

fruit salad?

I killed someone today. :D

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Black people. They are so kind.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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