- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Me Neither.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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