a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

i just wrote this so hard

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

why do you care?

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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