- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

why did the man die? he was shot

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

roses are red, violets are blue.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

this is not an anti joke

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

knock knock

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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