- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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