What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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