Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Colby Michael Schluter

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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