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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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