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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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