What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Where do you live? In a house

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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