- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

i have two hands.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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