- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Black people. They are so kind.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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