what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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