What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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when debbie meets downer

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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