Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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