What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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CAS

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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People...

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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Alchohol.

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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