- Anti Joke

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

matt f stupid because no one likes him

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

You see how lame this is?

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

matt f stupid because no one likes him

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

You see how lame this is?

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

matt f stupid because no one likes him

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks