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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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