- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

knock knock no ones home

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Justin Bieber.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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