What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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