Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

You're a frog

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

sharks

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

butt sex

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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