- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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