Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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