- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

I'm Jewish

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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