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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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