why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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That's what she didn't say

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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GADZOOKS!

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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