selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

what tall and looks like a jew?

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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