- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

knock knock

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

womens rights.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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