Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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Barack Obama

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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women rights

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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