- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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