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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Your Mom

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Women's rights.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Two women were sitting quietly.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.