Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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That's what she didn't say

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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